The tech support problem dates back to long before the
industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm
on drums to communicate:
Groog: This fire help. Me Groog
Lorto: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
Groog: You have flint and stone?
Lorto: Ugh
Groog: You hit them together?
Lorto: Ugh
Groog: What happen?
Lorto: Fire not work
Groog: (sigh) Make spark?
Lorto: No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
Groog: *sigh* You change rock?
Lorto: I change nothing
Groog: You sure?
Lorto: Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not
burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make
fire.
*Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*
*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
Previous shipped projects:
MightySETIInfo
Ripmax RC Simulator
Fighter Squadron: Screamin' Demons Over Europe
Micrografx Picture Publisher
The Robot Club: Mission Ooze
Qin: Tomb of the Middle Kingdom
Junkland Jam
National Museum of American Art
Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
T-Base
Chromatools
Ragtime
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